Total Medals Earned: 66 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,740 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Defeat the student council president and save the alpacas!
Defeat all the zombie alpacas without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/495 points)
Cast your first spell
Get any spell to level 5
Break through 50 obstacles
Get smacked by the kitty
Travel backwards at least 500 feet in one run
Travel 5000 meters
Reach the stars
Bounce chicken 1000 times on the ground
Get 30000 experience from creatures
Get 600 experience from creatures in one run
Break through 5 obstacles in one run.
Get to wizard level 10
Travel 50,000 meters
Get any spell to level 10
Bounce chicken on ground at least 20 times in one run
Get to wizard level 20
Level all spells at least once
Travel 500,000 meters
Get any spell to level 15
Cast a power level 50 spell
Medals Earned: 3/26 (20/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/55 points)
You are embarking on a journey to the new world!
You looked at the credits! Thank you!
Damn son, life is tough sometimes!
Settle down in the wasteland, it's now your home.
Find yourself a new job, and settle into the wasteland, home
Medals Earned: 6/18 (210/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (275/375 points)
Helped this large ghost
Helped this thirsty ghost
Helped this farming ghost
Helped this hardworking ghost
Helped this floral ghost
Helped this fishy ghost
Helped this baseball liking ghost
Found all 7 souls and received your ticket
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Medals Earned: 7/12 (200/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.